Angels In Hollywood

Just in case you thought that Hollywood had any real criteria left for celebrity status or even the tiniest scrap of dignity left- the chintzy city has proven you wrong.

Earlier this week, 26 Victoria's Secret lingerie models were honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame - for, um, modeling the tiniest scraps of dignity.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for seeing young women publicly lauded for their work efforts- just not for their implants.

Head angel Heidi Klum profoundly summed up the significance of the event by gushing about honorary Mayor Johnny Grant "Mr. Mayor is such a cutie — what a cutie! I love him," this is just the hugest honor. We love Mr. Mayor, Victoria's Secret and we love being Angels!"

The 87 year old Grant responded in his most non revolting dirty old man fashion by stating "Oh, I've checked you out very well, "I've been looking at pictures of you in lingerie for a long time..."

Teacher says every time you hear a bell ring- a Victoria's Secret angel gets new boobs.

Onward Christian Dior Soldiers....

He's Got A Nice Package Allright

Seal had better hope that his wife yummy mummy Heidi Klum doesn't see the giant Calvin Klein billboards with Djimon Hounsou in his tightie whities.

Apparently, the story of how their more enduring than Heathcliff and Cathy love affair came to be, will be revealed on Thursday's Oprah, including this heartwarming sneak peak of how Heidi fell for Seal when she saw him clad in a pair of bicycle shorts (perhaps the ugliest article of clothing ever invented). "I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow."

I'm guessing that was the same reaction she had upon learning of her first baby daddy Formula One racing zillionaire Flavio Briatore's bank account.

Ain't love grand?