In truly tragic news for gold digging spinsters everywhere, the San Francisco Chronicle reports that that Google founding billionaire Larry Page, is getting married to girlfriend Lucinda Southworth in a matter of weeks.Now to quell your gag reflex for a moment, bear in mind that Southworth is not your standard geeky zillionaire arm candy, but holds a master's of science from Oxford University and is currently a doctoral student in biomedical informatics at Stanford University.
In May, the other Google billionaire Sergey Brin, married his longtime girlfriend, proving that in fact the (obscenely wealthy) geek does get the girl. Seriously, can't these boys do anything alone?
A moment of silence please for all of our collective dashed hopes and fortune filled fantasies.
Ain't Love Grand?
