Change Your Name Stave Off Divorce Rumors- For At Least Another Week

Let's make like the Scooby gang and piece together some celebrity clues Buffy style:

• Sarah Michelle Gellar is Maxim magazine's woman of the year - ergo, young beer bongers and social neanderthals still find her to be hot!
• SMG will be in 3 new movies this year, and plays a porn star in one of them
• Mr. SMG, Freddie Prinze Jr. can't seem to cut a break on TV or in movies and as of late bears an eerie resemblance to Wayne Newton
• Gossipy types are reporting henceforth, the vampire slayer formerly known as Ms. Gellar will now be known as Sarah Michelle Prinze- this as a 5th anniversary gift to her hubby.

Now, it's been a while since the rumor mills have been talking about divorce for these two, but I'd wager that things are teetering on precarious territory and/or Sarah just wants to appear all wifey and married and stuff, and what better way to do that than with a name change?

Though if I was going to change my name I'd probably lose the Michelle and keep the Gellar.

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