Breast Intentions

Whoever said that porn stars don't have hearts of gold beating under their implants was wrong gosh darn it! Pornista turned political wannabe (is there really a difference?) Mary Carey, who sorta/kinda resembles Mariah Carey and ran for office against Arnold Schwarzenegger is auctioning off her autographed breast implants for charity.

Now, Carey admits to being anti-surgery, so much so that she replaced the removed 36D implants with 36DDDs. But wait. There's more. Any monies raised will be split between the Susan Komen breast cancer foundation, and paying off her mother's medical bills (incurred after porn mom jumped out of a window). Carey's altruism knows no bounds "I'm actually overall very anti-plastic surgery," Carey said. "I watched my mom go through 11 surgeries (for her injuries) and it's like, for me to voluntarily put myself through that, the only right thing to do is make money and donate it to charity."

Sorry. I had to wipe away a tear.
This scintillating bit of non news was brought to you courtesy of Reuters, no really.

As you were.....

Mariah's Moustache? Well Hello Dali!

Okay, your call on this one. Was Mariah Carey faintly glistening or was she sporting a full fledged goatee and 'stache? The notorious d.i.v.a. was spotted moments before an appearance on The Today show being either patted down or denuded by a devoted assistant.

I don't know about you, but I was more mesmerized by the size of her bountiful (new?) bosom and the fact that she's starting to look a lot like everyone's great aunt Zsa Zsa, to notice if she was or wasn't sporting a five o'clock shadow.

Onward Christian Dior Soldiers...