Friday, November 16, 2007

Call Off The National Guard

You'll be relieved to know that when Jessica Simpson flew into NYC this time she was escorted by only one bodyguard. As you may recall, the last time the Simpson sister with the fake lips not a fake nose flew into JFK, she sashayed through the airport accompanied by a six person military detail.

Now I've been giving this a lot of thought, and it occurs to me that we the unsuspecting populace should be issued our own teams- to protect ourselves from the onslaught of famous for no reason/ famous by default contingent.

Where's FEMA when you need them?

As You Were.....

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