Monday, November 5, 2007

Celebrity Misdemeanors 101

The delectable Shia LaBeouf (yes, I know I'm old enough to be his bitter older sister, but a girl can dream) has been arrested in Chicago.

For trespassing.

In Walgreens.

Now famous people listen up. If you're trying to muss up your image and then seek redemption from the masses, you're probably going to have to glam it up just a teensy bit. Trespassing at Walgreens won't make the teens in Ohio swoon. Now, a nice fistfight over a trampy co-star- that might do it. Seriously, I know that these stories get cleaned up before they're fed to the media, but Shia, sweetheart- you're going to have to try just a teensy bit harder to up your street cred. (Though don't ever try to copy those skeevy Lohan or Spears girls)

As You Were....


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