Wednesday, October 24, 2007

And You Thought Paris Was Giving The Hilton Chain A Bad Name.

Who says that there aren't any great jobs left for women? All it takes is creativity and the strong urge to do things differently - while keeping track of the local laws of course.

An Australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples. The 31 year old woman is also alleged to have "crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences," which is in breach of hotel licensing laws.

"It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior in our licensed premises," local police superintendent David Parkinson said.

Oh well, she can always work at Hooters.

As you were...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for this! Where the heck do FIND this stuff? You've become the first thing I look at when I log on - and god help me it cheers me up to no end!

Still Bitter but laughing about it!

Anonymous said...

Crushed beer cans between her breasts? Spoons from her nipples? Not too much excitement around there now is there? Glad I'm living here in the good old You Ess Of Ay - at least we have malls.

The B.O.M.B. said...

Awww honey. I'm so happy to give you a laugh.